Friday 18 November 2011

Erection (Reprise)



Sometimes
An erection is not embarrassing
Sometimes
An erection is impractical
Like when I need to micturate
I have to improvise
Slap-dash
Off the cuff
Step back
Tilt away
Lean to the right
'Cos I hang to the left
Arch my flow
To the bowl
But mostly to the floor
From the most obtuse of angles.
And as the pee
Starts to finish
I begin
To reel it in
Edging closer
And closer
Sphincter tightens
In conjunction
Flagging the end
Of Act II.
More pee flops
To the floor
Via my foot
Tight hamstrings
Hamstring my plan
To leave the bathroom
Spic and span
But that's really a lie
'Cos I know
You'll clean it up
In the morning.

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