Resolutions

You know Johnny, we had some good times. Do you remember that time when we ran the streets in search of that emerald? Skipping in and out of gardens, jumping over fences getting chased by dogs. They were great times weren't they, Johnny? The best. And what about that cake we had? We stuffed ourselves full of cake. Battenburg, Victoria Sponge, Chocolate Gateau, you name it, we had it. God, Johnny, I was so full, but it was lovely.

You taught me a hell of a lot, Johnny, but I think now it's time we go our separate ways. Do you remember Jackie? Well, he's teaching me how to be good. We'll still talk and stuff, maybe go for a lemonade or something, who knows, but for now, it's just Jackie and me.