Swordfight!

Butter the pen and flick the Stan
But on religious grounds, allow the kirpan,
Gentlemen and gentlemen
Boys and boys
Fuck the knife and resurrect your swords!
Take this not as the phallic dribblings of a priapic prick
I AM DEADLY SERIOUS
I'm no coward
I am waaaay past the oral fixation stage.
Back-stabbing is so passé
If we're gonna fuck each other
Let's do it like missionaries
Not like mercenaries
Look each other in the eyes and fuck
Face to face.
A shank is like a wank -
It's very impersonal and it's over too quick.
A swordfight! A fucking swordfight!
With it's
clink
clink
swish
slash
clink
clink
swipe
jump
left
right
bob
weave
clink
swish
clink
swish
clink
swish
clink
clink
clink
clink
clink
clink
clink
clink
clink...
Well, that's just poetry in motion.