Tuesday 20 October 2009

Jess Hartley Is A Cunt



I am a magnificent water feature
A feat of engineering
That belies the very nature
Of how you manipulate water
I'm comin' at ya.

Oh my GOD! I am magnificent.

You are a tap.
At midnight.
And you drip. Drip. Drip.
Relentlessly.
When I'm trying to sleep.
But I can't be arsed to get up and turn you off.

I suppose
In your own way
You too
Are magnificent.

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