Million Pound Drop

If you think it's too obvious, it's probably the right answer.

Ill Cry

Just when I thought it would be impossible to go any lower, I've reached the ultimate in emasculation. I just had a ill cry. You know, when you cry for no reason, because you're ill. Ill cry. I might tender that to Urban Dictionary. The Ill Cry.

The Indelible Jeff Stelling

Sometimes, when I watch Sky Sports News, I find the news keeps happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Again.

Sometimes, when I watch Sky Sports News, I find the news keeps happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Again.

Sometimes, when I watch Sky Sports News, I find the news keeps happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Again.

Sometimes, when I watch Sky Sports News, I find the news keeps happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Again.

Sometimes, when I watch Sky Sports News, I find the news keeps happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Again.

Sometimes, when I watch Sky Sports News, I find the news keeps happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Again.

How I Learnt To Be The Perfect Person

I observe cunts and try not to be like them.