Oh Go On, Babe.

Right now
North Korea career towards nuclear armament
And Kim Jong Il is a sick motherfucker.
Global warming warms our cockles
But warns of shackles
Of our own doing.
'We can't sustain'
Goes the refrain
But we're such cunts
That we won't refrain
From the crude crude shit.
And God forbid,
If Hadron collides
We die.

Bear that in mind when you're too tired to give me a blowjob
Cos it might be my last. Job.