selfhelp

thatchers children, we found
society censured
bare time ago now
atom-i
item-i
i breathe
a collective sigh
so many a million emoji teaRS
& a crank
consent to la mala educación

i will 
i will
i will help myself

selfhelp

i asked google:
how to be a better boy

google said:
cut ur dick off


but maybe i read that wrong

anyway
its too latE
i turned up at sarahs house
a regular harridan in a garret
severed member in my hand

  i said: SURPRIZE! 
          im a new man now

she said: what use r u to me now? 
          gimme that

emergency surgery
+ she promptly sewed it back on